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Hi, Shorty.
Did you miss me?

2
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Huh? Come on.

3
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Gee, I'm tired.

4
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And I'm hungry too.

5
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These look so good.

6
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Doggies don't get cookies,
either.

7
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Mm.

8
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Surprise!

9
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You again.

10
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In person, Millie,
my little dilly.

11
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And I brought you some flowers.

12
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Thank you.

13
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Don't mind if I do.

14
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Hey, Millie, how about having
dinner with me tonight?

15
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I have a date with Shemp.

16
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You know we're engaged.

17
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You're a sucker, Millie.
You know he's not true to you.

18
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He's a playboy.

19
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I don't believe you.

20
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Nevertheless, it's a fact.

21
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You're too good
for that chiseler.

22
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Oh! Oh!

23
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Serves you right
for lying about my Shemp.

24
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Yeah? Some day you'll catch
that two-timer red-handed

25
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and you'll know I wasn't lying.

26
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Goodbye.
Goodbye.

27
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Ooh.

28
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Goodbye!

29
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Oh!

30
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Boo!

31
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Oh, Shemp, darling.

32
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Flowers for the fair.

33
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Oh, wherever did you get
the money

34
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to buy such a beautiful bouquet?

35
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Oh, think nothing of it.

36
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It was practically a steal.

37
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Oh, Shemp,
Larry was just here again.

38
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Oh, if he don't stop annoying
you I'll punch him in the nose.

39
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I'll black his eye.
I'll give him a...

40
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Oh.

41
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Was that my gums?

42
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Shemp, be a darling
and put these over on the table

43
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while I change my clothes.

44
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Certainly, my sweetheart.

45
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Aw, okay, Shorty,
I'll throw the ball for you.

46
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Oh, I got you all wet, didn't I?

47
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Well, I'll fix you up.
Come up here, Shorty, boy.

48
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Aw, don't you worry,
we'll get you dry.

49
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Oh, yes, stay right there now,
Shorty, boy.

50
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Stay there, will you, now?

51
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Oh, this way.
That a good boy.

52
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Now, Shorty, I'll have you dry
in a minute.

53
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I'll have you dry in a minute,
boy.

54
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That's the boy. Just...
Oh, hold it there, boy.

55
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I'll have you gone in a minute.

56
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Oh, you're still wet, ain't you?

57
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Well, I'll fix you up.
Come over here, boy.

58
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There we are.

59
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Now, there you are.

60
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Well, baby. Oh, well...

61
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What...?

62
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Good morning, Miss Lapdale.

63
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Good morning,
Mr. Larry.

64
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Uh, take a letter, Miss Lapdale.

65
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Yes, Mr. Larry.

66
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I'm ready.

67
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Uh, to my Siamese
representative, Mr. Ah Mee.

68
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Dear Mee: Uh, I, uh...

69
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I... Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.

70
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Hey, wait a minute.

71
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Trying to steal my wife
away from me, eh?

72
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No.

73
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I'll tear you apart,
you philandering porcupine.

74
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You keep away from my wife
or I'll tear this cucumber off

75
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and shove it down your throat!

76
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Wait a minute.
I never saw your wife.

77
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Oh, yeah?

78
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I found this in my wife's purse.

79
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Oh, that.
That's my Christmas ad.

80
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I give it to all my customers.

81
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I never saw your wife.

82
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I'm engaged
to three beautiful girls.

83
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Ask my secretary.

84
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Oh, well, I... I just...

85
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Oh, take it easy, pal.

86
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Here. Sit down,
calm yourself.

87
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Thanks very much.
Yeah.

88
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Oh, I'm sorry.

89
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Wait a minute, now,
take it easy.

90
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How about a cigar?

91
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I don't smoke.

92
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Well, get something
to calm yourself.

93
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You want a drink?
I don't drink.

94
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But I'll have a little birdseed,
if you don't mind.

95
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That always calms my nerves.

96
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Say, I used to be
a private detective,

97
00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:11,414
and as a favor to you,

98
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I'll try to find this chiseler

99
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who's trying to steal
your belle.

100
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Belle?

101
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How did you know
her name was Belle?

102
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Wait. You know,
all women are belles,

103
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like "belle of the ball?"

104
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Oh, I'm sorry, pal.

105
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I'm too impetuous and jealous,
I guess.

106
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That's all right.

107
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I'll try to find this chiseler,
and when I find him,

108
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I'll let you know, and when you
get your hands on him,

109
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give him this, and that,
and this,

110
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and this, and this,
and this! There.

111
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Oh, thanks,
you're certainly a pal.

112
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That's all right.

113
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And when you find him,
give him this too.

114
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Oh... Oh!

115
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Whew. What a narrow escape.

116
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He suspects Belle and I.

117
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I gotta find myself a fall guy
before he gets wise.

118
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My fall guy.

119
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Hi, Shemp.

120
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I want you to stay away
from Millie,

121
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you fuzzy-topped Casanova.
She's my girl.

122
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Remember that.

123
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Ow!

124
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Ow.

125
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Why... Don't get excited, Shemp.

126
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I'm only playing up to Millie
to get her dad's business.

127
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And furthermore,
I'm gonna do you a favor.

128
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I'm gonna get you a job.

129
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Oh, thanks.

130
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Here, take this card to the
Perfect Underwear Company.

131
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They need a salesman.

132
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Oh,
this'll make my Christmas dandy.

133
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Oh, that's all right.
Anything for a pal.

134
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Oh, I forgot to feed Cedric.

135
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What do you got in there?

136
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Why, that's Cedric, the only
trained clam in the world.

137
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Watch this.
A clam?

138
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Yeah.

139
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Cedric, how many days in a week?

140
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Marvelous.

141
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You ain't seen nothing yet.
Come here.

142
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Cedric, what do we do
if we don't like somebody?

143
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Let me try that.

144
00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,864
Go ahead.

145
00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:12,223
Now, Cedric, what do we do
when we don't like somebody?

146
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Listen, you, I'll get you
in a chowder one day,

147
00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,875
and look out.
Believe me...

148
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Saltwater.

149
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Here's that last bulb.

150
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I'll get this in,
then I'll be finished.

151
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Oh, be careful, Moe, dear.
You might fall.

152
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I hope.

153
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Why, Belle, baby, the only one
I'd ever fall for is you.

154
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Clumsy ox.

155
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Oh, Moe, what is the matter
with you today?

156
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Goodness!

157
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Oh, thanks, darling.

158
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Oh, thanks nothing, nitwit.

159
00:09:32,556 --> 00:09:34,033
Say,
you'd better finish the tree.

160
00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:36,024
I've got an appointment
and I'm late.

161
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Ah!

162
00:09:42,131 --> 00:09:44,198
Kiss me goodbye, darling.

163
00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:49,048
Ah.
I'll see you later.

164
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Oh, my hat.

165
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Oh, you clumsy idiot.

166
00:10:02,318 --> 00:10:03,896
Yes?
Good day, ma'am.

167
00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,098
Larry Fine sent me in regard
to some undergarments.

168
00:10:06,122 --> 00:10:07,934
Oh, yes, he phoned me.
Won't you come in?

169
00:10:07,958 --> 00:10:09,769
Oh, thank you, thank you.

170
00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:12,104
You have a lovely place here.
Thank you.

171
00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:14,473
Now, here's the latest creation
from Gay Paree.

172
00:10:14,497 --> 00:10:15,942
Why, they're rather cute.

173
00:10:15,966 --> 00:10:17,509
Would you mind
modeling them for me?

174
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,144
Anything to make
a dishonest dollar.

175
00:10:19,168 --> 00:10:20,446
All right.
You may go in there.

176
00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:23,504
Oh, thank you very much.
Thank you.

177
00:10:30,313 --> 00:10:34,259
Oh, excuse me.

178
00:10:34,283 --> 00:10:36,195
But Millie, it's true.

179
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,863
You go to that address,
like I told you,

180
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,600
and you'll find out what
a two-timer Shemp really is.

181
00:10:40,624 --> 00:10:42,001
Is he there now?

182
00:10:42,025 --> 00:10:44,792
Sure.
He's there with her right now.

183
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,140
Attagirl. Goodbye.

184
00:10:49,699 --> 00:10:52,333
Oh, now to call Belle's husband.

185
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,862
Whew. What a long prefix.

186
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,063
Hello, Moe?

187
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,287
Well, I've found him.

188
00:11:17,393 --> 00:11:19,761
Well, here it is.

189
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,136
Oh, pardon me.

190
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,418
Well, where is he? Where's that
faithless Shemp?

191
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,688
- Who?
- Don't act so innocent.

192
00:11:35,712 --> 00:11:37,056
You're not fooling me.

193
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,825
Well, just a moment, now.

194
00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:42,762
I'm gonna look for myself.
It's no use lying to me.

195
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,263
Larry told me
he was here with you.

196
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:47,599
That double-crossing skunk.

197
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,334
Do you know Larry?

198
00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:52,905
Yes, and I suppose I'm gonna
have to marry him after all.

199
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,840
Over my dead body.

200
00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:57,242
Mine too.

201
00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,378
What was that?
Well, I...

202
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,248
I'll murder him!
Moe!

203
00:12:03,272 --> 00:12:05,151
Where is he?
I'll murder him!

204
00:12:05,175 --> 00:12:07,186
I'll tear him to pieces,
that's what I'll...!

205
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:11,891
Oh! Help!

206
00:12:11,915 --> 00:12:12,892
Help me up!

207
00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:15,161
Ow! Help!

208
00:12:15,185 --> 00:12:18,230
Ow! Ow!

209
00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:22,223
Well, shrink your head,
pull in your ears.

210
00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:27,472
Help, help me out!

211
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:30,342
Help! Help!

212
00:12:30,366 --> 00:12:32,299
Ow! Oh!

213
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:41,053
Oh, my nose.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

214
00:12:41,077 --> 00:12:42,354
Oh, my nose.

215
00:12:42,378 --> 00:12:45,257
He's in here someplace.
I'll find him.

216
00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:48,928
Where'd you hide him?
Which way did he go?

217
00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:50,852
Thanks, buddy.

218
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,234
Come down or I'll shoot!

219
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:57,169
Ow!
I got him.

220
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,772
Oh!

221
00:12:59,796 --> 00:13:01,140
Oh.

222
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,502
Oh, my head.

223
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:15,154
Hello, children.

224
00:13:15,178 --> 00:13:17,957
I'm a little early, but I got
a lot of running to do.

225
00:13:17,981 --> 00:13:19,892
Blitzen is in the kitchen,

226
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:22,762
and Prancer's got
the antsers in his pantsers.

227
00:13:22,786 --> 00:13:24,696
Merry Christmas!

228
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,367
Oh, you, eh?

229
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,102
No.
Take off that beard.

230
00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:31,837
Okay, I'll take it off.
I'll...

231
00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:33,141
Why, you...

232
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,310
Ooh!

233
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:40,913
Oh, my.

234
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:44,906
Get me a towel!

235
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:56,028
I'll get you, you home-wrecker!

236
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,052
Where is he?

237
00:13:58,955 --> 00:14:02,334
Where is he? That dirty rat.

238
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:04,325
I'll murder him!

239
00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:27,081
Huh?

240
00:14:30,153 --> 00:14:31,853
Ooh!

241
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:45,968
Oh!

242
00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:51,116
That's what you get
for tripping me.

243
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,219
I tell you I don't know
what you're talking about.

244
00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:55,687
He must have come back in here.
I'll fill him full of holes.

245
00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:57,489
Give me that.
Now, you'll shoot somebody!

246
00:14:57,513 --> 00:14:58,590
Turn me loose, I tell you!

247
00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:00,882
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

248
00:15:05,454 --> 00:15:07,199
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

249
00:15:11,627 --> 00:15:14,039
Oh, I got you at last, eh?

250
00:15:14,063 --> 00:15:15,140
Why, you...

251
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,508
You!
Moe, wait a minute.

252
00:15:16,532 --> 00:15:18,077
You dirty rat!
I didn't do nothing!

253
00:15:18,101 --> 00:15:19,778
Wait a minute. I...

254
00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:20,802
Moe!

255
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,184
Let me go.
I got your boyfriend.

256
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,185
I shot him right...

257
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,553
Ah! Ow, ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

258
00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:30,205
Oh, oh! Ooh! Ooh!